Ms. Dayle 

fat,ugly and unintelligent, retarded ,HUGE ,Deft ,causes earthquakes when her toe hits the ground ,aka dayle the whale,fat ass,ass hole,whore,when she breathes it causes a tornado, dumb,very dumb,dumb as fuck,dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb,dumb as fuuuuuuuuuuck.

run the Ms. Dayle is sitting down

Ms. Dayle by 1738 lolololololzies December 6, 2016

Daylene 

Daylene is a very talented girl. She is also very pretty and nice:) she will always hug you and smile at you even when your not in a best mood. Just don’t mess with her or she will be mean to you. Daylene can be funny sometimes and loves to joke around with people. You are lucky to have Daylene in your life.

You:heyyyyy Daylene

Daylene: heyyy

Daylene by By Emily rose November 1, 2018

Daylene 

Noun/Mythological creature . A petite, caring, lovable pixie woman. A giver of hugs and sincere smiles! Insane intuitive powers. A FLY CATCHING GYPSY. Can be found riding an enormous golden retriever through the night if a horse is not to be found. Collector of left behind curiosities from wild beasts. Brave momma she-wolf butterfly being. Shepherd of wounded souls. Brilliant artist. Wishes and golden birds can be found nesting in her curls.

"Some guy just asked me if we sell potatoes. I don't know how to tell him this is an art store."
"Go find Daylene, she will shower him with glitter and sweetness and he will melt into a puddle of goo unable to remember why he wanted potatoes in the first place."

Daylene by Meiningitis January 10, 2014

Dahled 

To be trashed (wasted) and/or hungover. To be dahled is evidence of a big night in progress (giveaway: chewing own lips) or completed (giveaway: asleep at desk).

"He's totally dahled. Look at the size of those pupils!" or "I was thoroughly dahled last night. "

Dahled by The Real Adonis January 15, 2004

Daled 

to be absolutely destroyed physically, mentally, or even figuratively in either sense. Being daled is one of the worst things to happen to a person. No one has been double daled and lived to tell the tale.

yeah, but at least i wasn't double daled

Daled by TheSurvivor May 28, 2011

dayded 

To get faded during the day.

It's Friday, you ain't got a job and you ain't got shit to do... lets gets dayded.

dayded by alwyzjokin October 13, 2011

Snow dayed 

phrase - whenever you get up and ready for school, drink coffee, shower, the whole shabang, then school gets cancelled and you can't go back to bed.

John: Alright, time for school.
Joe: School's cancelled.
John: Man! I can't go back to bed.
Joe: Snow dayed. Ouch.

Snow dayed by Corn Flake December 13, 2008