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David’s Left Nipple 

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026