by TMYSTREFF March 24, 2016
Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand
Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.
by Jason7878 August 7, 2019
by Arrowgance November 22, 2018
Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af
by Salty sock October 9, 2021
by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019
An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.
by Eternal Dorkness October 18, 2018
When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.
by Hanktastic May 12, 2009