Daub
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Daub
Also known as or refered to as "Sweet Daub"
v. The act of gently patting your butt with toliet paper instead of wiping because it is so sore from wiping in spite of the fact that you have a really high tolerance for pain.
v. The act of gently patting your butt with toliet paper instead of wiping because it is so sore from wiping in spite of the fact that you have a really high tolerance for pain.
Example 1:
I have had the shits all day my ass is so sore that I cant wipe any more, all I can do is Daub it.
Example 2:
Person 1:I have been puking out of my choclate starfish all week long, its practically bleeding so bad I cant even wipe anymore.
Person 2:Dude Ive been in the situation before all you need to do is Sweet Daub that shit.
Example 3:
Could be used for hemrhoids as well. In the event of hemrhoid inflamation secure a Medicated Pad and Daub the inflamed area Sweetly.
I have had the shits all day my ass is so sore that I cant wipe any more, all I can do is Daub it.
Example 2:
Person 1:I have been puking out of my choclate starfish all week long, its practically bleeding so bad I cant even wipe anymore.
Person 2:Dude Ive been in the situation before all you need to do is Sweet Daub that shit.
Example 3:
Could be used for hemrhoids as well. In the event of hemrhoid inflamation secure a Medicated Pad and Daub the inflamed area Sweetly.
Daub's Law
A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.
"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
Daub's Law by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021
Daub's Law
A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.
"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
Daub's Law by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021
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