Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

Dasani Water by Luingi April 16, 2021

Get merch

Get the Dasani Water mug.

See more merch

Dasani Water

Dasani water is shit

Dasani Water by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Get merch

Related Words

Dasani Water • Dasani • Dasani Dick • Dasani Effect • Dasani Scheme • punani dasani • Fresh Dasani • Damani • Dayani • Dasan