Darwinianed 

The most epic "I'm fucked" situation you'll get. To the extremity of being screwed.

Man 1: I stole some of my friends diamonds and found out he's gay with me! He said if I didn't tickle his ass then and there he'd get me locked up. Then my wife walked into his open front door and saw us!
Man 2: Ha, seems you're seriously darwinianed, you queer.

Darwinianed by Cobelt April 3, 2010

Darwinian Dump 

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

Darwinian Dump by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

darwinian exception

A total loser. A person who's best DNA ran down the leg of their daddy. Anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line...

Tom: "Fred is a total idiot."
Jim:"A true darwinian exception"

darwinian exception by jimbojones55 April 2, 2010

Darwinian Fundamentalism

People who believe in the theory of evolution with a fundamentalist fervor, and are intolerant of any other theory of origins

Richard dawkins is a devout adherent to darwinian fundamentalism

Darwinian Fundamentalism by TheHelmsman February 3, 2012

Darwinian Fairytale

A Darwinian Fairytale encompasses all the varied just-so stories that evolutionists concoct to promote their theories that non-living matter, such as a rock, given enough time and enough chance, could become a scientist.

These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.

Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.

I can accept that evolution occurs: bacteria become resistant to antibiotics- that has been seen and proven and it's called micro-evolution.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.

Darwinian Fairytale by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Darwinian Neckbeard 

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”

Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard

Darwinian Neckbeard by CloudyDays August 23, 2021