1 definition by Cobelt

Darwinianed

The most epic "I'm fucked" situation you'll get. To the extremity of being screwed.

Man 1: I stole some of my friends diamonds and found out he's gay with me! He said if I didn't tickle his ass then and there he'd get me locked up. Then my wife walked into his open front door and saw us!
Man 2: Ha, seems you're seriously darwinianed, you queer.

by Cobelt April 3, 2010