Someone who is always salty. The living embodiment of salt.
After failing to get a Anny's number the man was he was Darwin
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Darwin is potty word.
Cohen: He looks like Darwin

Ben: What the freak dude you can’t say that it’s a potty word you get in troubles

Cohen: What
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short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean
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amazing person; chief yassifier; good at drawing; smart; nice to everyone; role model; Mr. Win; W man
"Did you see the game last night?"

- "No, I was too busy watching Darwin yassify Killua from HxH. It was a really great experience, you shoulda been there."
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Darwin worst person you’ll meet. He's a disrespectful fuck boy who will break your heart. He will expose you and treat you like trash. Don't like a darwin. They suck. He will think he is so cool and bad ass but don’t believe him. He will pay you like a video game.
Person 1: ugh i hate darwin
Person 2: oh yeah me too, fuck him
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One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.
A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"
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Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.
Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.
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