darwin baby

A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.

Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"

darwin baby by John Wesley February 9, 2008

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darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

darwin baby by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

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baby-darlin-doll-face-honey

a combination of the cheesiest terms of endearment to creating the greatest pet name of all time

hey baby-darlin-doll-face-honey... i love you

baby-darlin-doll-face-honey by zak attach pack April 27, 2011

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baby darlin doll face honey

The absolute supreme term of endearment. For use when baby, darlin, doll face or honey won't suffice.

Hey baby darlin doll face honey? I love you!!!

baby darlin doll face honey by zak attack pack May 9, 2011

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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