darwin baby 

A person so incredibly stupid that if it were not for the conveniences of modern technology and public safety, they would have been weeded out, starved or eaten way before they reached adulthood. So prominent is the unnatural selection that these people not only survive, they thrive and breed more darwin babies.

Darwin Baby: "I decided to change my own oil just to see if I could but I didnt know it would take so long to refill the new oil down that little tube where the dipstick is."
Casual Observer: "Darwin Baby"

darwin baby by John Wesley February 9, 2008

darwin baby 

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

darwin baby by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

baby-darlin-doll-face-honey 

a combination of the cheesiest terms of endearment to creating the greatest pet name of all time

hey baby-darlin-doll-face-honey... i love you

baby-darlin-doll-face-honey by zak attach pack April 27, 2011

baby darlin doll face honey 

The absolute supreme term of endearment. For use when baby, darlin, doll face or honey won't suffice.

Hey baby darlin doll face honey? I love you!!!

baby darlin doll face honey by zak attack pack May 9, 2011