A Darwin

One who is up ones self and is unknowingly atrracted to butch women that are more masculine than the aforementioned pervet. He becomes increasingly interested in these butch women when the woman mentioned below has rejected him, he can only settle for butch lesbians who go under the same forename as said beautiful lady.

A 'man' who falls into a relentless pursuit for his friends older and very attractive sister, she is beautiful and is clearly too good for him let alone being 2 years older than him. The traditional darwin harasses her with text messages and will never give up. He spreads lies to make himself feel better, and example of a darwin tale is written below. He is very horny. He cannot communicate with any other forms other than text messaging via a mobile communication device.

Darwin is also someone who invented the theory of evolution.

A Darwin: 'A very popular sixth former who is 3 years above me gave me head"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free could we talk please? x"

A Darwin: *via text message* "Hey if you're free we could meet tomorrow? x"

A Darwin: "please can we talk now?"

A Darwin by CaptainHookBonerMan September 4, 2010

Pulling a Darwin 

Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.

Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.

Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today

Pulling a Darwin by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods 

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

A darling 

A fat bowling ball sized human, that thinks all of his jokes are funny. In reality no ones fucking laughing at them and everyone wants to kill themselves when he speaks. When he hangs out with "friends" he try's doing some dumbass clock dance that caused an earthquake when he fell to the ground. He also might be retarded due to blurting of random ass sounds

Hey look, its a darling.

A darling by aWEszrxtfcjgyhkvjbk.,m February 1, 2024

shes a darling 

A darling is a female that is always in need of help and attention and probably deserves it. But will not notice any one but the absolute dog. And will shed all her belongings, since of self, family and friends including her children so she can run to keep up with the the worst choice possible

Oh that girl shes a darling. You are invisible to her cause your an good guy

shes a darling by Frankiegirl September 3, 2023

Hop on knightfall a daring journey

is slang for having a crush on your homie

hey im gonna hop on knightfall a daring journey with charle

Hop on knightfall a daring journey by judgement call May 7, 2022

A Carling Darling 

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

A Carling Darling by RedH October 19, 2010