A plump, rather stout young goblin who feeds on the emptied cobs of corn after picnics, much like a squirrel. He wangsterbates furiously at times and is said to have a pen0r that is only 2 inches long.
Oh no, DarkCrono is trying to steal our corn cobs! Don't let him jizz on it! RMDB!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).