Darian (f)
Darian is the kind of girl you never want to meet. She is fake and will stab you in the back for nothing. She talks shit about everyone, even her closest friends. She's a user. Most of her friends are only kept around because of what they can do for her, what they can give, or for having something she wants. She's notoriously lazy. She's an awful person who would demand the shirt off your back and get angry and blow up on you if you have the audacity to say no. No is not a word she is accustomed to hearing. Darian is also poor, but likes to live a bougie lifestyle. If you have money, she will find a way to get you to pay for everything. Sometimes she will actually promise to pay you back. She never actually will though, and always conveniently remembers only owing 1/5 of what she owes. She's the daughter of a stripper, and it shows. She comes from a family of white trash hick addicts. It also shows. She's manipulative as hell and a pathological liar. She cheats on her boyfriends. She's a horrible friend. Don't let her get her claws into you or you'll never break free, at least not without some serious damage and heavy scars.
Darian (f)
Shit, Darian's calling. Wonder what she wants now. Hello? Darian, my grandma died yesterday. I can't drive you around and then do that huge thing for you that you will then take all the credit for. Wow Darian called me a bitch and hung up on me. Oh wow, now Darian is posting all over social media about how bad of a friend I am. And her fake friends and the guys that want to sleep with her are feeding into her bullshit. That's Darian, I guess. Happens all the time.
Shit, Darian's calling. Wonder what she wants now. Hello? Darian, my grandma died yesterday. I can't drive you around and then do that huge thing for you that you will then take all the credit for. Wow Darian called me a bitch and hung up on me. Oh wow, now Darian is posting all over social media about how bad of a friend I am. And her fake friends and the guys that want to sleep with her are feeding into her bullshit. That's Darian, I guess. Happens all the time.
Darian (f) by anonymous January 1, 2022
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