Dapre 

Dapre is a type of person who seems tough but in reality is the biggest softy you'll meet. He will make you smile and laugh no matter the mood , he might be a smart ass and a little brat but that what makes be even more special and funny. Dapre is one of a kind he will hug you while you cry , make sure to have your back, threaten to fight someone even if he can't fight or even just sit there and smile until you laugh or hit him. If you know someone called dapre make sure to never let then go and keep them forever because you'll regret letting them go forever and make sure to be there for him as well as he just as shy and emotional .(He also owns really cute pets)

Girl: I'm low-key third Wheeling rn

Dapre: tell me where you are and I'll come hang with you.

Dapre by 1039818016374371 February 20, 2020

runway dare 

When a person sneaks onto a runway at an airport & lays down so the plane will go over them at a Very Close range.

I've always wanted to do a runway dare; it would give so much adrenaline!

runway dare by Starchylde May 25, 2016

truth or dare 

a game where inevitably, "who do you like?" is the first question asked when truth is chosen.

"Let's play truth or dare!"
"Ok, truth."
"Who do you like?"

truth or dare by lbku August 23, 2017

Dapper Scrapper 

The raddest motherfucker on the planet! This motherfucker right here will load your old appliances and shit onto his badass truck and turn them into cash. He'll then take that cash and attempt to turn it into sweet threesways and weed.

Dude 1: "What the fuck am I going to do with all this old shit piled up in my lawn?"

Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"

Dude 1: "Epic ... "

Dapper Scrapper by Sargeant GoodTIMES! January 1, 2011

dacre montgomery 

incredibly talented actor from perth, australia. also the hottest person that has ever walked this earth.

known for playing jason scott aka the red power ranger in the 2017 adaption of the film and for his inCREdibLe performance as billy hargrove in seasons 2&3 of stranger things.

recently dropped a podcast called ’dkmh’ which is his beat poetry set to music. a very relaxing listening experience (i recommend).

long story short, dacre montgomery is the perfect guy.

”dude, have you seen the new season of stranger things? my mans dacre montgomery absolutely killed it!”

dacre montgomery by abigsoftie August 12, 2019

Dafregcomfestil 

A word used to describe the unpleasant smell that often emanates from the unwashed scrotum of a morbidly obese male.

A well known smell for a select few of unlucky individuals, it is often considered one of the worst smells known to man. The name is an anglicisation of a Xhicha phrase, roughly translated as 'the Rancid Breath of Satan's worst paid Eunuch'.

Attempts were made in the early part of the Second World War to synthesise the chemical compounds that make up the smell.

Unfortunately, all the scientists working on the project were driven insane by the many awful smells produced in the process, and in their madness founded the 'Shit in a Can' company.

Unfortunately for Pete, one whiff of dafregcomfestil coming from his genitals caused Wendy to vomit most of her lower intestine out of her body, resulting in a slow and painful death for her, and not the blowjob for him he was expecting for his 50th birthday.

Dafregcomfestil by Dawn Hobbs October 4, 2009

daredevil that ho 

When a guy cums into a girl's eyes and blinds her.

Man, i feel bad after i decided to daredevil that ho last week, she hasn't been able to see for days.

daredevil that ho by ray!!! January 6, 2008