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Donkrider
Donkrider (Yiddish Origin): A person - originally of Jewish background - who is of average or below average intelligence and physical condition, but has a disproportionally large and often warped ego. Donkriders consider themseves highly exceptional in one or multiple areas of human attributes, such as strength and intelligence. For example, some donkriders believe themselves to be highly conditioned athletes that are able to physically dominate anyone in feats of strength and endurance (akin to Bruce Lee). Or they will claim to have a very high IQ (genius level), and will attempt to portray themselves as a great philosopher and thinker; they often adopt the "thinking man" pose in order to appear more intelligent.
Boss: "How many phone calls did you answer today?"
Donkrider: "I have a very, very, very high and respected martial arts background."
Boss: "Uhh... ok, but did you meet today's quota?"
Donkrider: "I would either choke, or shatter every one of your limbs."
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
Donkrider: "You couldn't possibly understand, you're just a low IQ factory worker. Even with a broken ankle, i would break every bone in your body in about... 60 seconds."
Boss: "You're 5"4 140lbs and you have arthritis, brittle bone syndrome and club foot. You're not kicking anyone's ass. I'd fire you for being such a god damn donkrider but i know you'd try and under-the-table sue me for discrimination against persons with disabilities. I hope you get stabbed in the dick."
Donkrider: "I have a very, very, very high and respected martial arts background."
Boss: "Uhh... ok, but did you meet today's quota?"
Donkrider: "I would either choke, or shatter every one of your limbs."
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with your brain?"
Donkrider: "You couldn't possibly understand, you're just a low IQ factory worker. Even with a broken ankle, i would break every bone in your body in about... 60 seconds."
Boss: "You're 5"4 140lbs and you have arthritis, brittle bone syndrome and club foot. You're not kicking anyone's ass. I'd fire you for being such a god damn donkrider but i know you'd try and under-the-table sue me for discrimination against persons with disabilities. I hope you get stabbed in the dick."
Donkrider by Facebook Girlfriend November 6, 2012
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026