Dana Struck!

Dana Struck is A girl who loves to love you so much and so great that when she shuts it off for some alone time you can’t stand it and do whatever it takes to get her attention turned to you........light yourself on fire, talk about killing animals, drop dishes randomly, fall down and start screaming in pain for 5 minutes right next to her, punch yourself in the face, act like you are calling your mom on the phone and then start yelling at your mom while repetitively calling her a fucking twat, take a shit on the floor and argue loudly that the fucking dog it, calmly walk into her room like you are sleepwalking holding a sledgehammer and drive it through her tv screen then sleep walk back out of the room, talk about parcheesi every time she ignores you, and basically all of the things a Kardashian or Justin Smollett might do cause they get her fucking attention. Yes a girl that you love like that (crazy fuck love) so it’s not even a question of what levels you will go to for her attention there is nothing you won’t do. Nothing

Dana Struck! That girl got me all Dana Struck! I’m going to get her attention no matter what it takes. I’m Dana Struck!

Dana Struck! by jstoru November 14, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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