Dallas hat trick 

When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News

Darlene doesn't hang out anymore, not since she scored that Dallas Hat Trick.

Dallas hat trick by Theamazingkodi March 27, 2015

Dallas hat trick 

After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.

I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.

Dallas hat trick by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009