Dak Prescott 

If Superman was a sexy motherfucker slanging a 20 inch dick

Wonder Woman: Oh my god, is that superman playing quarterback???

Batman:No, its just Daddy Dak Prescott slangin his fat ass dick

Dak Prescott by Dick me down Dak December 5, 2022

dak prescott 

BEST COWBOY IN 2016!!! Go cowboys

Dak prescott is goin take us to the ship

dak prescott by Iceman73211 November 28, 2016

Dak Prescott 

Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.

Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good

Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash

Dak Prescott by cheese eater 1 June 30, 2019

Dak Prescott 

(Verb)
To slide into power; take control smoothly

Donald Trump just pulled a Dak Prescott on Obama. We're all gonna die.

Dak Prescott by Right Nipple March 11, 2017

Dak Prescott 

The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.

boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "

schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"

boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."

Dak Prescott by 8th_hour.rex September 16, 2020

Dak Prescott

A graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, Dak is the legendary quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys who has the power to see ghosts and spirits, who he often throws the ball to. None of the ghosts or spirits have above a 0% catch rate, even if they’re wide open.

Dak Prescott just threw the ball to a random ghost he saw, only for it to go through him and for it to be intercepted.

Dak Prescott by Mudkipz are the Best February 6, 2026

Dak Prescott Fan 

A delusional little bastard who believes Dak Prescott is actually a good qb when in reality he’s terrible and has no friends

Average Dak Prescott Fan: Come on, that fucker Dak Prescott threw another interception costing Dallas the game!

Dak Prescott Fan by Eagles Autism Foundation December 14, 2022