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Daddy Nanny 

A beautiful woman who does a similar job to au pair or nanny, except her focus is the man of the house instead of the children. Normally, the wife is involved in hiring a Daddy Nanny and is aware of all aspects of the job.

A Daddy Nanny has the wit, charmm and intelligence of Mary Poppins and the body, energy, and sensuality of a hot stripper.

Daddy Nannies are special housekeepers who cook and clean naked except for very high heels and then fuck the man of the house so good that he forgets about his wife, his kids, his girlfriend.
Many Movie Stars, Rappers, and top CEOS have had been rumored to have had an extremely hot, full-time, live-in Daddy Nanny.
Daddy Nanny by Jack The Man February 1, 2009
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Daddy Nanny 

A Daddy Nanny is a wonderfully slutty servant girl who is a sexy maid with a second mission to keep the males all well-laid. She polishes the floors and then polishes that dick too. She cooks dinner, serves dinner, and goes downtown, giving a deep throat blow job under the table while the man is eating the dinner. She treats her man like a King, like a Lord and Master.

A Daddy Nanny is four kinds of Candy: Eye Candy, Arm Candy, Mind Candy, and Cock Candy. She can cook, clean, and fuck better than your wife.

A Daddy Nanny is an articulate, intelligent woman who also loves hardcore sex. She performs all her duties naked. She is sensual like a dancer and skilled like a porn-star. Daddy Nannies are normally young petite girls, busty hotties, or older women who were former models.

A Daddy Nanny spends 80% of her time fucking Daddy...and the rest doing domestic chores.
Hugh Hefner is known to have had more than one Daddy Nanny at the Playboy Mansion.
Daddy Nanny by Bonniebadbutgood February 4, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026