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Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers 

A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5

minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Donkers 

Like mommy milkers, but for men who have such big pecs!
Man, that guy's packing some daddy donkers over there!
Daddy Donkers by Han Gree September 23, 2021

Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy 

I hear and obey, my good man.
Hey, can you pass me that piece of plasticine ?

Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy.