Dad’s Cream Soda

A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.

Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.

Gay Man: I do too!

Straight Man: NASTY!

Dad’s Cream Soda by Vaporing May 23, 2019

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