Dad's Cream

1. A refreshing beverage to partake in when talking about the good time, the bad times, and the Lord.

2. Your father's baby batter.

"Gerald cracked open a can of Dad's Cream, leaned back, cast out his line, and reeled it in.

by honkers101 March 2, 2018

Dad's Cream

When your dad sweetie shoots his cream in your mouth. It tastes salty but creamy.

Carson: Yeah son! Bout to give yo ass some of dad's cream!
Noah: Okay nIggA!

by Baznigger May 3, 2018

Dad’s Cream Soda

A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.

Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.

Gay Man: I do too!

Straight Man: NASTY!

by Vaporing May 23, 2019