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Dyoaf
Pronounced: Doe-fff
Type of Speech: Proposition
Definition: Damn, You Old As Fuck!
Pickup line used to attract self-loathing Cougars and other well aged women who are interested in deceptively seducing younger men.
Type of Speech: Proposition
Definition: Damn, You Old As Fuck!
Pickup line used to attract self-loathing Cougars and other well aged women who are interested in deceptively seducing younger men.
Hey gurl, I saw you from the other side of da club looking all sexy and shit, so I decided to walk over an' introduce myself. When I got close I realized you a Dyoaf, but that straight, I'm down with it.
Dyoaf by Rod O. Steele January 21, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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