DTIS

Don't Take It Seriously.

This is the cooler, hipper, fresher to death, more badass big brother of JK.

Your mom is a whore....DTIS!

by apup/jho June 9, 2011

DTIS

Didn't Turn In Syndrome (DTIS), usually effects middle school or junior high school kids, particularly males. While homework may actually get done, it ends up crumpled at the bottom of a backpack, stuffed at the back of a locker, or on the floor somewhere. The DTIS boy is clueless and usually has no idea what happened. He has no idea whether or not his homework was even done, let alone turned in.

Parent: “What? How did you get a D in your English class??
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”

by Omar Sec November 13, 2009

dtis

don’t take it seriously

(joke) but dtis

by bandooo June 2, 2023

DTI

Daily tomato intake; the amount of tomatoes one eats in a 24 hour time period, usually measured in whole tomatoes

Witt, have you hit your DTI yet? Better get working!

by tomato police September 17, 2023

DTI

Daily tomato intake; the number of tomatoes, to the nearest whole tomato, one consumes in a 24 hour time period

What’s your DTI looking like these days?

Have you hit your DTI today, Witt? Better get eating!

by tomato police September 17, 2023

DTI

Acronym for down to intercourse

Me: “hey, are you DTI?”
Her: “umm, am I what?”
Me: “down to intercourse.”
Her: “Oh how respect, thank you for not saying Fuck.”

by DTIASF September 8, 2023

DTI

don't trust isa

???: Oh did you hear what happened?
??: No why?
???: Some crazy drama went down because some girl named "Isa" exposed her friend so randomly!
??: Whattt!?
???: Yeah that's why everybody's all saying DTI now

by fortnitegod9999 August 24, 2023