DOOMP

A Digital-optical output mounted proxy.

Scientist: But first you need to take a DOOMP.
Cyborg Ninja: I... Wait, what?
Scientist: A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy. You'll need one to interface with the terminal.

by Doktor 1.40 May 13, 2013

Doomp

A bowel movement, i.e., a "dump", in Ireland, Scotland, and Wales.

The Scotsman took a doomp.

"I just unveigled meself of a giant doomp, I did," said the Irishman to the Welsh.

by NiraMillson March 13, 2009

Doomp

The cartoon sound used when someone gets hit, aka the Bonk Sound.

*doomp*
Hahaha! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 February 28, 2022

Doomp

An epicly destructive shit that spells the end for any doomed bathroom its dropped in. Considered to be the most apocalyptic of turd drops and entirely mind boggling.

Brosepe #1: Dude you're gonna need a new bathroom after the nasty doomp I just took in there.
Brosepe #2: Oh god what is that?! Is that thing moving?!?

by squizzlecunt September 12, 2015

doomp

when something is super terrible or something is going terribly wrong it is 'DOOMP!'

Craig- Did you see that film last night, Jack?
Jack- Yeah it was Doomp!

by Happyhippo July 02, 2006

Swanson's Doomp

A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.

Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?

by Vladomir69 November 06, 2012

Hoomp Doomp

A person that likes to hump little children

Garett: OMG he is such a Hoomp Doomp
Josh: yeah he is such a Hoomp Doomp

by HawaiianMan55 November 14, 2017