dilldo 

1. Basically a Dill Doe. A deer with the body of a dill pickle. This is a well known internet meme, similar to ceiling cat, or nut sack squirl.

I googled dilldo accidentally and a picture of a deer pickle came up.

dilldo by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

dilldo 

A rubber balloon like figure used as a replacement for a male's penis.

we used a dilldo at our sleepover.
i used the headbanger on the dilldo.

dilldo by Memmoo July 24, 2006

Dilldo 

using a dill pickle as a dildo.

i was horny and hungry so i got a dilldo.

Dilldo by hngsolo January 16, 2009

Dilldo 

it si a sex toy made to replace a mans dick. a dilldo comes in the shape of a mans dick. and is used like a mans dick. and if you are a very very unlucky person you will see a gay guy use one. but they are for people other then men.

O Ya. this way better they my boyfriends dick. its way longer. and harder...... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA. Dilldos are the best. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA.

Dilldo by Mtooit November 4, 2007

dilldo 

a sex toy that is in the shape of a man's penis.
usually made for girls and some guys use them if they are gay.

uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! this dilldo is making me wet! look! it is 12 in. long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! way better than a man!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOO YEA!! in and out in and out!!!!!

dilldo by bigtit July 28, 2007

dragon dilldo 

A dilldo in the shape of a dragon

Give me my dragon dilldo before I slit your throat

dragon dilldo by Steven_Hawkins_voice June 7, 2017

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018