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Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck
Girl, your dad is a total DILF
by Berney November 22, 2007
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Dad I'd Like to F**k.
Usually a Dad of one of your friends who you'd totally like to tap. A hot, sexy, hunk of man who has still got it despite his age.
GIrl1: Chloe's Dad is a total DILF!
Girl2: Who, Glen?
Girl1: Oh yeh! I'd totally ride that Love Train to Orgasm station!
Girl2: Me too! I'd tap that! Imogen's dad Mike is also a DILF!
Girl1: Hells Yeah!
by Shardonay May 28, 2010
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a dad that you find sexually attractive.
D - dad
I - i'd

L - like to
F - fuck
Jasmine - "Beth, your dads such a dilf!"
Beth - "Rot in hell you hoe."
by blackartttt June 12, 2009
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An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***".
Woahhhh Abhi why didn’t you tell me your dads a dilf??
by wasntveryca$hmoneyofu January 28, 2021
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Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 16, 2006
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