Dickus 

Noun: Generic, ubiquitous term of derision, fairly innocuous, used mostly "friend on friend", has become completely mainstream

Hey, Dickus! Could you lend me $5.00?

Dickus by ky2 March 8, 2008

Dickus 

Dickus: Of Latin origin.

A homosexual and/or loser named John.

Mazdak is a big fruity dickus that everyone hates. His family hates him too.

Dickus by Mo Lester April 11, 2004

dickus 

any idiot who decides to add a definition to this site, and begins their definition by adding the suffix "us" to the word being defined, and also usually beginning with the word homo before the defined word. Their motive behind this somewhat strange, but what I believe is an attempt to sounds smart and learned

Take the word "Referee" for example and imagine someone is defining it:

Of the order "homo cock-suckerus", referees are forever screwing up sports matches. Particularly in my last game of football, where the prick sent me off for supposed violent conduct.

In a sentence: John is such a dickus, he tries to sound like he knows latin, or science or anything really......

dickus by a fish called rowanda July 28, 2008

DIckus McKickus 

When one kicks another in the testicles with so much force, the victims tesicles become lodged in his throat rendering him completely sterile.

Andrew: That guy is such a quiff

Mike: Yeah

James: You should give him a DIckus McKickus so he can't produce anymore quiff offspring

DIckus McKickus by dickusmckickus June 26, 2016

dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).

Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I

dickus picus by Slomoxo August 21, 2015

DICKUS BALUS 

yo mum

i slept with yo mum dickus balus

DICKUS BALUS by sigmassusuckindickasas March 12, 2022

dickus-headus 

Someone who lives to annoy and antagonise, whether it be a MD and/or CEO.. it does not discriminate. Dickus-headus is hereditory and cannot be passed on through touching and breakdancing. A dickus-headus moment normally occurs when the dickus is ploughed into the headus blocking common sense, causing an act of complete stupidity to occur, which can stupify the greatest of all.

"Winston is such a dickus-headus...I cant believe he shat on the floor in a corner"

dickus-headus by Kimsponge September 30, 2008