The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
by LangHack September 11, 2015
Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it
by Aaron and princess June 19, 2021
The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011
When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.
Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"
by Anonymous night shift worker November 11, 2008
The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"
"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).
by Scott "love fist" Ward September 21, 2007
by Stay.cute707 December 19, 2016
by The weirdo in your pants July 29, 2022