DIBs (Dead in Barracks): Its what happens when you live in close quarters with someone who posts totally inappropriate, hurtful and un-true things about you on the internets and you kills them for doing it!!!!
Person 1: Look up your last name
Person 2: Okay....(does it).....Hey thats mean and un-true
Person 1: What're you gonna do about it?
Person 2: I'll kill you in barracks, then you'll be DIBs!!
Person 2: Okay....(does it).....Hey thats mean and un-true
Person 1: What're you gonna do about it?
Person 2: I'll kill you in barracks, then you'll be DIBs!!
by Shadow09 February 6, 2010
Get the DIBsmug. Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."
Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"
Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"
Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
by Mere Scraps August 2, 2009
Get the dib a dibmug. The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"
by Alisson June 24, 2007
Get the Dibs notmug. 
The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.
dibs on definition 1
by Jon Reed November 21, 2006
Get the dibsmug. A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.
If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod
by Matt I February 10, 2005
Get the Dibsmug. "Mozambique here!"
"Dibs!"
"Dibs!"
by dylan159 March 28, 2019
Get the dibsmug.