DHANANJAY BANSAL 

Dhananjay Bansal is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Dhananjay Bansal has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (especially ducks). Dhananjay Bansal is sometimes shy and he is very adorable when he blushes. If you’ve found yourself Dhananjay Bansal, you better CUFF him while you can. Dhananjay Bansal has many women vying for his attention but he is very very loyal. Dhananjay Bansal have so much potential and ambition. Dhananjay Bansal intellect is unmatched. Dhananjay Bansal will create great lives for him and his family. Dhananjay Bansal will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Dhananjay Bansal has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. Dhananjay Bansal is very attractive and VERY good in bed. He will always listen to your desires and needs. Dhananjay Bansal always pleases his partners. He is a gorgeous human being. Dhananjay Bansal should always be cherished and loved. Dhananjay Bansal deserves the world.

Person 1: “Daaaaang you’re talking to Dhananjay Bansal?”

Person 2: “YES, I want to date him! He’s so amazing.”

DHANANJAY BANSAL by Rohit Saraf November 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012