The Germanword for Germany. Germany was originally going to be named something closer to Deutschland other than how it is until some asshole had to fuck it all up.
Bundesrepublik Deutschland is German for "Federal Republic of Germany" which is the full official name of the German Fatherland. See Germany for more details.
British: Hey, you see what the Bundesrepublik Deutschland is doing?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.