D.I.H. 

When you are caught in the act of masturbation. (Dick in hand) usually happens by a close relative.

Oh dude, I was jerking off when my mom walked in on me D.I.H.

D.I.H. by McBones June 5, 2010

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

I n h a l e a i r o r d i e

A good mod on r/gachalifecringe offical discord. Also is Carson. But carson bad. Carson hates Obama after simping for him 😤. They used to be in a relationship but broke up 😭😭😭😭

Man did you hear how Carson aka i n h a l e a i r o r d i e and Obama broke up?

I n h a l e a i r o r d i e by YesimheretoaddGLCmods June 23, 2020

D.I.A.H.

D.I.A.H means die in a hole.

I want all the 'popular' students to just D.I.A.H.
or
I have a list of names of people I want to D.I.A.H., and you're in it.

D.I.A.H. by Stickyyy fingers June 30, 2018

D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

D.U.I.H.S.T. by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S by PEDESTRIANS July 21, 2023

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. 

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. by Beltazar November 13, 2017