D-J

A D-J is an abreviation of "Dead Joke". It saves alot of time and is common slang. Though generally you could say it if someone is annoying you.

What a D-J
You just pulled a major D-J
That numbty just pulled a D-J

by Skating on your Brains March 28, 2009

D.J.

D.J.

(noun)

Attributed to people whose appearance and/or gestures are flamboyant, effeminate, and suggestive of them being in the gay order.

Not to be confused with disc jockeys (dj's), derek jeter, or wanker dj's.

Inspired by the film "Bruno".

"Hey Tobi, you're such a D.J. because you wear you're bag like a purse so flamboyantly".

"Oh hey, thanks for that compliment."

by djwanker August 21, 2013

D.J.

Disc Jokey

Person which play's music in discos, clubs, partys, and making party atmosphere taling on the mike and mixing music.

by Aljaz November 12, 2003

D.J.

A Dingo Jockey or Dingo Junky:
The nickname often given to women who attract Dingos, usually involuntarily.

--I asked if he wanted to go hang out, now he thinks we're dating!

--Way to go D.J.

by Gidgetsflow.com June 7, 2010

d.j

a guy with a short dick that j/o daily.like dick job

the d.j. was happy

by alpaca400 July 24, 2010

D.J

disc jockey

tha dj waz hot in da club

by ThaSharpShuta October 3, 2003

D.J

1. A musical artist who creates sound by combining existing songs.
2. The instrument of which the above definition plays.
3. A organization founded by a duo of people who each had the initials D and J for the first letter of their first name and shared similar interests. Term of greeting amongst members is to wave hands in the hand as though spinning a disc, then pulling hands back to span both hands over either shoulder, before shouting 'D.J' as loud as possible.

1. "DUDE, I AM A MAAAAD D.J!"
2. "DUDE, CHECK OUT MY D.J!"
3.

Jon: Hey Dani
Dani: Hey Jon
Jon and Dani: DJ!

by Melonkiller June 22, 2009