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O.C.C.I.D 

An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.
Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'
O.C.C.I.D by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

D I C K S Q U A D 

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
D I C K S Q U A D by milk>cream April 27, 2014
Do I cum karen?
a type of slang only used by those who fuck the ancient and dangerous karens
Uhhhhh....D.I.C.K??
D.I.C.K by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

d i c k b a b e 

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!
Heard on most any construction site. Hey, who's the H.D.I.C. around here?

head dick boss foreman supervisor owner client
H.D.I.C. by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 4, 2011

B.D.I.C. 

Acronym: Big. Dick. In. Charge. Used to denote a person who is in charge of a group of people/operation, etc. Used either respectfully, humorously, or ironically, depending on the situation.
B.D.I.C. by george.m December 16, 2007