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Bro dozer 

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.
Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
Bro dozer by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022
Related Words
Døzer Dozer Dezerae Dazer DBZer Dezeray Dezere dizert dozered Dazerek
Used to designate the smoking of cannabis. From the Armenian verb "dzekhel" (meaning "to smoke") conjugated to the 1st person plural in present tense ("dzekhenk") and horribly basterdized by a lebanese dude to the final form: dzerin ("r" is guttural or French R)
"Aveli gue dzerin"

"so..... dzerin!?"

"- We dzerin?

- You have khod?

- I have, I have"
Dzerin by Ilyays January 1, 2013

Bro Dozer 

Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.
Check out the guys rollin' in the bro dozer.
Bro Dozer by Eric!! June 27, 2006

Hose Dozer 

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
Hose Dozer by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
Typically a girl's name of French origin. Usually a brunette who has an amazing smile and a contagious laugh. Always a schnazzy dresser and amazingly fun. Extremely likable and this often makes you want to be in her circle. Above all...an amazing girl who loves to have fun party, she is also an emotional girl and is easily offended
dezeree is the girl next door
Dezeree by iminlove with you January 1, 2012

grow dozer

A big, lifted, dirty truck. Usually a diesel and is used by a marijuana grower as a tow vehicle for big utility trailers to transport supplies and soils to tge grow site. Grow Dozers gained notoriety in Humbokdt County. A Grow Hoe is usually riding shotgun, next to the grower.
A grow dozer just blasted by chugging smoke.
grow dozer by Lambobill December 20, 2017