A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.
Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?
by Zenguin April 24, 2016
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