Cyroaudiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I'm not a perv, I just have cyroaudiovascularmalexia. It's terminal.

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia by walmrrt December 5, 2018

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia 

terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. To treat it you need something warm, soft, and preferably gentle, to get the blood flowing to your ears. If untreated your ears will fall off the disease will eventually spread to the brain, resulting in death. The easiest way to treat this is by having a girl (preferably thicc and pretty) to put her breasts, butt, or thighs on your head. Her soft and warm parts are most recommend.

Hey, I’m not a perv! Cyroaudiovascularmalexia is a real disease!

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia by Eat_beans August 12, 2019

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia 

This does sound like a fake disease, but this is real, terminal, mental and physical. Your ears will fall off due to blood flow restriction if not treated and will eventually lead to the brain that will result to death, The only treatment (or not only treatment) is the inner Thighs of a girl, it is said that you'll have to let her sit on you (you could just use 2 hair dryers), because the inner Thighs of a girl is the warmest and softest part in the human body (45% sure its because of blood flow). this might result in Death if not treated.

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia might not be a joke, so Be Careful.

Cyroaudiovascularmalexia by Shadymaged21 July 28, 2022