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Cyroaudiovascularmalexia

terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. To treat it you need something warm, soft, and preferably gentle, to get the blood flowing to your ears. If untreated your ears will fall off the disease will eventually spread to the brain, resulting in death. The easiest way to treat this is by having a girl (preferably thicc and pretty) to put her breasts, butt, or thighs on your head. Her soft and warm parts are most recommend.
Hey, I’m not a perv! Cyroaudiovascularmalexia is a real disease!
by Eat_beans August 12, 2019
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