Cyclops

When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.

"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".

by sexinahat April 11, 2009

Cyclops

The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.

PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!

by CoolDude500 December 03, 2019

Cyclops

When you jizz on both eyes and mushroom stamp on the center of the forehead

I was trying to make sure she wouldn’t catch feelings so I hit her with the cyclops !!

by Staksz April 29, 2019

Cyclops

The most badass metal guitar player you will ever see in your life. Shreds sicker than any other; djented before the word was invented! Truly unique. Of course he is named after a mythical creature, no mere mortal can play like he does! Also a man of his word, a great father and a wonderful husband. Guitar is not the only thing he handles well. Too bad for all the other women out there, but we have been married almost 10 years!

Did you see Cyclops' show the other night! His riffs were SICK!

by MrsClops November 07, 2010

Cyclops

1. A big scary monster with one eye
2. Raina 'the hindu'

1. Odysseus told the cyclops
2. The cyclops just beat up the space cadet

by marfan boy April 01, 2004

Cyclops

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Cyclops; also known as a 'one eyed creature' is a term used to describe a cyber smiley face, gone wrong. These often deemed “mutated” Cyclops' usually come to life as a result of a person's uncoordinated typing skills. The presence of a Cyclops is random and it's obvious irregularities allow it to be extremely humorous.

Although different to your average cyber smiley's, Cyclops' are capable of expressing cyber emotions as effectively as other smiley's.

Exhibit A ;

-) -D -O -P

Exhibit B ;

-( -S -| -\

...
Olive Oyl: =)
Porky: lol -)
Olive Oyl: what kind of a smiley is that LOL?
Porky: Cyclops
Olive Oyl: Ohh Em Gee BAHAHHAHA!
Porky: -D

by ImAnEmoKid May 18, 2009

Cyclops

When a man places his penis between the breasts of a woman from the top, so that his anal orifice in on her face.

Jenny decided stick out her tongue while Billy gave her the cyclops.

by manvsbear April 19, 2006