Your friends will say this to you when they think you should not cuddle with a girl or sleep with her. Cut off your penis. Warning to not be sexual with that girl.
Guy: I'm going to sleep over at Anna's house tonight if you know what I mean.
Bestfriend: Dude just cut it off
penis sex
while peeing in public an event occurs such as a cop or pedestrian driving by, and you are forced to stop in mid-stream by squeezing the penis in order to hault the flow.
A slang term for castration or used to ask some to stop doing or saying something that is annoying or offensive, sometimes used to to indicate a man’s marvelous ability to organize his language before he speaks.
When two women, of the lesbian variety, are performing the scissoring act on one and other, a male, preferably with a large penis lays flat beneath the two females and has his penis massaged by the two clashing females. This does not effect the male in a stimulating manner, but is more favored for bragging rights.
"I was lying there with a massive erection, when two chicks started scissoring on top of me. I totally was gettin it cut off.... It was awesome."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.