Custard No Mustard

custard no mustard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is good, fun, exciting or went exactly as planned. It's a unique and kinda cringy way to express positive feelings.

The opposite of mustard no custard.

(The ironic part is I fucking love mustard, but in this context, custard is the "sweet" part.)

"Yo, this party is pure custard no mustard man! The music is fire, the vibes are perfect, and everything is going exactly as planned. LETS FUCKIN GO!"

Custard No Mustard by Moondust Aeon April 2, 2026

Mustard No Custard

Mustard No Custard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is bad, not fun, frustrating or didn't go as planned it's a unique and kinda cringy way to express negative feelings

(the ironic part is i fucking love mustard)

Opposite of Custard No Mustard

"Yo, this party is mustard no custard man, the music is fire and everyone is here! LETS FUCKIN GO!"

Mustard No Custard by Moondust Aeon April 2, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008