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Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.
I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!
by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017
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