Cuntfort

A failed attempt to provide a woman with a sexual release

I tried to make this woman happy but she put me in the cuntfort zone.

by Cargen143 June 9, 2018

cuntfortable

Staying with a girl that you don't really like just so you won't have to find someone else to have sex with.

'Damn! Jenny drives me nuts, but the relationship is just so cuntfortable...'

by Let me off the jerk-go-round! October 4, 2009

cuntfortable

Person who is comfortbale with those who use the word cunt

I'm cuntfortable with this cunt. He's a good cunt from waaaay back.

by Stu Neighbour September 26, 2007

Cuntfortable

Being comfortable enough with a person that you can call them a cunt and they won't get offended.

How's your new job going? Are you cuntfortable with anyone yet?

by JamesCameronsSon October 3, 2009

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

by nickylags October 13, 2014

Cuntfortable

Wearing an item of clothing that makes you look a cunt, but is very comfortable to wear.

I know what you all think, but these slip-in hands free shoes are so cuntfortable.

by The Kev June 22, 2024