Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

Cunt poker by silkpouch September 15, 2007

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cunt poker

alternate name for the male sex organ.

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.

cunt poker by csu October 13, 2006

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Related Words

cunt poker • Poke-A-Cunt-Us • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt • cunt bubble • cunt ass

Poke-A-Cunt-Us

A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.

GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

Poke-A-Cunt-Us by Peter Eaton, Urologist July 22, 2006

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