Cunt Whale

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Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor

Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!

Cunt Whale by Martin Swift August 19, 2008

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whale cunt

A female who has has 16 kids

Look at that whale cunt!

whale cunt by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

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Cunt Whale • whale cunt • CUNTWHILE • cuntwholewhore • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt

cuntwholewhore

When you ditch your friends to fuck the devil!

Cuntwholewhore took off again

cuntwholewhore by Ohnonotmoe August 21, 2017

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Cuntwhale

A fat bitch who thinks she's the shit when actually she's just the D.F.F of everyone

Person 1- Veronica is such a fucking cuntwhale
Person 2- I know... why does she think people care about anything she does.

Cuntwhale by Monkeysplat July 25, 2017

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CUNTWHILE

TYPICALLY WHEN SOME DUMB BITCH IS MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUTTA YOUR MOLEHILL. SHE BE LIKE CRYING ABOUT SOME DEAD GANGSTER HER BROTHER KNEW THAT GOT PUT DOWN. ACTING ALL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SUFFER A LOSS. IN THE SAME BREATHFAKE SOB, SHE WILL BE CALLING A DEAD GANGSTERS OL'ADY A POT BELLIED PIG. CAUSE SHE BE J3AL0U5.

OF ALL THE G'S THEY COULDA MADE AN EXAMPLE OF! WHY HIM? CUNTWHILE; HE WAS JIS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY HIS SCANDALOUS BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CLOSE WE WAS!

CUNTWHILE by pipewipe July 31, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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