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Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!
Cunt Whale by Martin Swift August 19, 2008
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whale cunt by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

cuntwholewhore 

When you ditch your friends to fuck the devil!
Cuntwholewhore took off again
cuntwholewhore by Ohnonotmoe August 21, 2017
A fat bitch who thinks she's the shit when actually she's just the D.F.F of everyone
Person 1- Veronica is such a fucking cuntwhale
Person 2- I know... why does she think people care about anything she does.
Cuntwhale by Monkeysplat July 25, 2017

CUNTWHILE 

TYPICALLY WHEN SOME DUMB BITCH IS MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUTTA YOUR MOLEHILL. SHE BE LIKE CRYING ABOUT SOME DEAD GANGSTER HER BROTHER KNEW THAT GOT PUT DOWN. ACTING ALL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SUFFER A LOSS. IN THE SAME BREATHFAKE SOB, SHE WILL BE CALLING A DEAD GANGSTERS OL'ADY A POT BELLIED PIG. CAUSE SHE BE J3AL0U5.
OF ALL THE G'S THEY COULDA MADE AN EXAMPLE OF! WHY HIM? CUNTWHILE; HE WAS JIS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY HIS SCANDALOUS BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CLOSE WE WAS!
CUNTWHILE by pipewipe July 31, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026