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Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

by Martin Swift July 23, 2008
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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A fat bitch who thinks she's the shit when actually she's just the D.F.F of everyone
Person 1- Veronica is such a fucking cuntwhale
Person 2- I know... why does she think people care about anything she does.
by Monkeysplat July 25, 2017
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