Cunt Lapping Share definition Flag To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl. "I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!" "No shit?!" "For real." "Damn." Cunt Lapping by Sisi786 August 21, 2013 Get the Cunt Lapping mug.