Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 July 12, 2013

cunt lap

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

by zedsdeadmon March 16, 2006

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 12, 2007

Lap Cunt

You know, like a lap dog, but a pesky, people pleasing, pretensious person. Usually a sexually degenerate female (side piece) that just KEEPS. COMING. BACK. No matter how hard you hit them with a rolled up newspaper.

You need to wake the fuck up and treat me with the respect i deserve, I am NOT one of your fucking lap cunts.

by Daskoon August 28, 2022