cunt hammer

In super smash brothers melee, samus' down a meteor smash attack.

Dude you just got cunt hammered.

by Viridis July 5, 2008

Cunt Hammer

The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.

"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."

by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009

hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017

Cunthammer

Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.

Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.

"Julia is such a fucking Cunthammer, I'm going to throw a brick at her face."

by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010

Cunthammer

A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.

The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.

Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.

by Alex Carter April 23, 2005