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Cumberland Sausage with Mayo 

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.
Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
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