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Cum Lord

Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.
Cristian is the Cum Lord.
by DaddyBigPeep June 26, 2023
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Cum Lord

A term describing one above God, above laws, above all others and rules in existence. A person who is 'the shit' and often receives many begging wannabe partners of both genders, despite your own. They will often get laid 'o' plenty and can never find it in them to not brag about it. When walking down a hallway or street, they bring an undisputed aura of godliness and power- instantly earning the respect of anyone who they meet whether they the admirer end up liking them or not.

It is important to note that although cum lords are generally associated with men- they can be either gender and any sexuality. Gender will not change the group of people who will admire them either, even if they the admirers are heterosexual or not, all general preferences regarding sexuality can be defied in the presence of the cum lord.
E.g. 1: See Ethan over there? What a cum lord- has people begging over him.

E.g. 2: Samantha is such a cum lord- why do they see in her?
by Anorexic Bin Chicken August 25, 2020
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Cum Lord

A person that is milking people on their cum they often own a cum dungeon with more than one person in them.
Person 1: I am the biggest Cum Lord in the world
Person 2: Really how big is your cum dungeon?
Person 1: I can say that I'll generate 40 000 liter cum a day
Person 2: UwU
by RogeCumBoy August 28, 2019
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cum_lord

Garl_lard: where is cum_lord he is the only one that can save me from Gods Wraft
by Garl_Lard March 15, 2021
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Cum lord

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me
by Cum lord69420 July 2, 2022
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cumlordian

The offspring of 2 lord capertons
That guy is such a cumlordian”
by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020
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divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
by gindertopia March 6, 2010
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